Max and Stacy talk about gold, of course, as it hits $540 . . . telling Bush and his administration what the people of America seem terrified to say, "you suck Bush and you have destroyed our country and its economy thanks to . . . um . . . us voting for you"; Dick Cheney blames the 'caliphate' and urges Americans to support the Christian Evangelical Armaggedon business plan of economic collapse instead; and a wave of bankruptcy in America's red states brings in flurry of new credit card offers and like ducks on foie gras farm (see photo), the donut chomping, bible bashing, great uneducated Red State masses gobble it up for the man.