According to Perez, last week Clay Aiken announced a “Build-Your-Own-Scandal” contest encouraging people to “come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (Clay) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story. Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me (Clay) that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/”doctoring” program to create your evidence!” We couldn’t find this posted anywhere on ClayOnline.com, and we’re not even sure whether or not it’s true, but we still thought this would be funny: