Where do lawyers come from? True story about how an attorney, Joe Acton, took my leg and didn't return it. Call him and ask him to return it. 888.377.8752.
Two Legs: Yes, can I help you?
One Leg: I have a good lawyer joke, would you be offended?
Two Legs: Trust me, I’ve heard them all, plus I have one leg up on you.
One Leg: What do you mean?
Two Legs: Ok, go for it.
One leg: An elderly, gentlewoman was speaking with her gynecologist. “Doc, you know I have been married to Bill for 54 years, our life has been good, and sex has been wonderful. But lately, Bill has been taking these sex drugs and he wants to experiment. He wants to try anal sex. Can you give me any advice?”
“Excuse me doctor, but what is a condom for?”
“Because that’s where lawyers come from.”
Two Legs: Those are the first two things you learn when you practice law.
