This clip features a shocking expose of the cut throat, “take no prisoners” audition process. And yes, Ms. Schwartzbaum knows that SHOWGIRLS was made in the 90s (and we’re so impressed that YOU knew that, too) but it really should've been made in the 80s. Please contact us if you how to reach George Clooney's people. We really are interested in including him in this project. You know, the fat, hairy George who was so good in Syriana.