Beer-keg Lucas from the Bronx was dcrunk, on his way home from the fabulous Greenwich Village Halloween Parade, when transaged, transgender-fashion-activist, Randolfe Wicker, illegally interviewed him on the NYC Subway.
He was simply a drinking man, a professional civil servant, on his way home.
Hew'd designed a clever outfit to wear so he could suck beer out of his hat.
Someone (with a dirty mind) thought he was a penis pump !
Randy Wicker & others mistook him for a robot.
Lucas set everything "straight" in this interview.
