Let's be realistic.
Mommy, mommy, why is the moon red? It's okay, the man in the moon has a cold.
Environmentally unstable emissions were seen blowing across the Sea of Japan and should reach Tokyo at rush hour this afternoon. Mothers have been forewarned to keep gas masks attached to their children's clothing.
Also: No giozza, or fish products should be consumed due to Japan's lacksidasial foreign trade with China.
