Created, written by and starring Eric Schwartz
Directed by Snehal Patel
Music by Sean Winchester, Gregg Cash and Eric Schwartz
Thanks to that redheaded girl Hannah (pronounced "Henna") and all others who provided magic on our journey through these streets. Now go shop at Hot Topic!
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LYRICS
Condominiums malls and tract homes
(x4)
It's Smooth-E
Why do I live like this?
This is a crazy town
People ask where I live
(Don't even get me started)
My life is suburban
(Shop at Wal Mart and Target)
Paradise, to pavement
(So I could park my car here)
Barely can pay my house payment
Yeah
All the people here buy stuff to impress you
All the streets looks just like A hundred others do
Applebee's is my idea of ethnic food
That's just where I come from, my hood!
Look for the street lights
It ain't the city or country
It's off the chain tonight
And by the chain, I mean Starbucks
And my friend's wife
I think she had her breasts altered
But that's just the culture of ...
