The full title of this song is called "Regretting what I said to you when you called me at 11:00 on a Friday morning to tell me that at 1:00 that very same afternoon you were going to leave your offics, go downstairs on the street to hail a cab to go out to the airport to catch a plane to go skiing in the alps for two weeks, not that I wanted to go with you, I was not able to leave town, I'm not a very good skier, I could not expect you to pay my way but after going out with you for three years... I don't like surprises." It is originally sung by Christine Lavin. I play it differently than she does because I am not a folk guitarist. I also screwed up royally several times.
Please note, I would never actually say any of these things to anybody, ever! I just think this song is hilarious ^_^