Connie Bryan impersonates Larry David. While on a trip to Santa Barbara with wife Cheryl, an argument ensues over why people who shave their heads like Britney Spears are not recognized as "bald" by the "American Bald Society". Larry also explains why even though he is a devout Jew, he religiously reads 'The Christian Science Monitor' ("These are Christians who've added the word "SCIENCE" to their religion...that's progress!")