Happy Valentine's Day Bachelors! In between flossing the candy-coated depression from my teeth and guzzling another pink martini, I thought I would take a minute to read some of your delightful well-wishes for this utterly delightful holiday. DELIGHTFUL! Really...I'm not bitter, I LOVE V-Day! All the candy hearts and expensive meals, and drunken unprotected baby-making NOT happening in my bed...yep. Anywhoo, have a super sweet day...I'll just be hanging out...alone...waiting...for YOU!
