So Crystal Granger asked if we wanted to go on adventure (in a pirate's accent, urrrr). Of course the Pineapple Monday Crew raised their shot glasses and said HELL YEAH! So we through tribulations (no liquor, beer, or grill chicken) and trial (staying sober and choosing something to eat other grilled chicken). We ended up in Raeford, NC only to realize that Crystal doesn't speak with pirate's accent (I blame Captain Morgan). While there things got sexy when the ladies slip on some jumpsuits, goggles, and...helmet. Oh I guess us (guys) did too, we were kinda busy staring at the ladies to notice. All of sudden Kennan from SNL came out singing "whats UP wit dat?" then.....
