'I get to be the dog hero, nab a bit of breast frottage in the hallway as she brushes past, she'll weep into my arms and I'll fix the hole in her fenceâ¦what's not to like?'
'Oh, it wasn't his physique that won him the shag of his life - the Breitling, the Aston in the BOSS car park - that's what did it and that's what's going to undo it too.'
'Now for a day at the office to end all days, it's Armageddon out there and I know how to turn terror into beauty, pure beauty.'
Trader Episode 1.
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