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Mike Burke does a rubics cube in under a minute without looking at it once. AMAZING!

I would ride that, too.

It's a feeder Code...

I would ride that

Regardless of what you think, I don't give a fuck about your conversation. I don"t want to listen to you babble on like no one else is around. I don"t want to hear it. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT!

She was hating this.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Don't ask, Don't Tell.

What the hell are is she talking about?

Show me where you think they went.

Oh Vegas, how I miss you.

This is my story. Enjoy the ride.If you're going to take your dog out for a walk, you better fucking clean up after him. I don't want to start my day by stepping out of the house and into your dogs fucking SHIT!!!

This is my story. Enjoy the ride.

I hate answering emails. But I do.

What hospital does she work for?

I don't know where she was going with this.

Chew on some blubber, biatch!

I guy's gotta do what guy's gotta do.

Finger Licking Good

I wonder if they make a whistling sound

I would still rather be the banana.

I can relate.

I don't read, but if I did, it would definitely be between the lines.

I'll give you a post

That would make most of the girls I know bitches.

A little outdated, but still funny.

So that's what it tastes like.

My first BJ wasn't as memorable.

get it?

You've got questions, I've got examples.

That's right, squirm like an innocent little girl. It only makes it better.

If I had a dollar for every time I had Ants in my pants it still wouldn't pay for the therapy.

I would do her in the ass.

Eeh?

I'm a father!

I love when the joke makes them uncomfortable.

I've seen them driving around town

I'll stick with the Sugar.

That's gross.

It's the motion in the ocean.

Mapquest is a must.

Yipee Kya Mother Fucker!