The sleepy Orange County town lay silent,two rather large men with nervous dispositions huddled together. Hoarse whispers cut through the molasses night like stiletto fingernails through yielding flesh. We oughtta start a band. The rest, as they say, is history. Or will be someday. Or Ill eat my hat. MEL and JIMBO: Born of a simple conspiracy between one Melvis (the King) Dupree, and his squat counterpart, Jimbo (Machinegun) Williams, the story of the Graceland Mafia soon spread far and wide throughout the nations dark underbelly. Erupting into a momentous blaze from an insignificant flame, the Legend of the Graceland Mafia continued to flourish. Folks from all over reverently applauded Melvis Dupree, he of burly stature, humble mannerism, and golden voice. Often, in the streets, you could hear whispered rumor of this town or that set ablaze by the fiery fingers of Machinegun Williams. JON: After a series of unsuccessful auditions and ghastly mismatches, Jon (Handsome Jack) Healey was made,
