Wednesday: The President tries to convince gullible American sheep that although Congress has passed a spending bill to fund the troops, if he (Bush) vetoes it somehow they will be the one cutting off funding. The President cites two anonymous bloggers that things are going swell in Iraq. (Two Iraq dentists who got to make a trip to the White House). John McCain says things are going swell too..uh..huh. Nobody seems ready to vouch for Gonzo. Sanjaya's pony hawk hair. Another Keithy awards segment.
Thursday: Gonzo's former chief of staff directly contradicts him in testimony. The consequences of Bush vetoing troop funding is obvious to everyone but him. Karl Rove raps while the administration burns. Sanjaya's hair lives to see another day. The Keithy animal awards