Years ago a famous video game player named Alexander Seymore Smith made arcade history when he put his initials in as ASS. To this day he claims to be the best Pac-Man player who has ever lived. Present day, two rivals named Freddy Ulyssis Kaufman and Bart Ulyssis Thompson step up to the plate to claim that ASS is not the #1 player around. This is a skit made for the appearance of ASS, aka Renee Renee (www.reneerenee.com) on Epileptic Gaming. Epileptic Gaming is a daily video game and culture show that airs at 7PM EST on www.epilepticgaming.com!