We got sunlight on the sand. We got moonlight on the sea. We got mangos and bananas. You can pick right off the tree. We got volleyball and ping-pong. And a lot of dandy games. What ain't we got? We ain't got dames. There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world. There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame. ... like a dame. And nothing looks like a dame. There are no drinks like a dame. And nothing thinks like a dame. Nothing acts like a dame
Or attracts like a dame. There ain't a thing thats wrong with any man here. That can't be cured by putting him near
a girly, womanly, female, feminine dame. // Zach Halop conducting a rehearsal of Rodgers and Hammerstein's There Is Nothin' Like Dame. Northwood High School. June 6, 2006. Irvine, Calif. (06/01/07)
