The Movie: Death Machines
1976, dir. Paul Kyriazi
If you were a Death Machine, what kind of Death Machine would you be? Moviemaking legend Paul Kyriazi answers that question with his trademark brand of rambling, plotless American action. Three Death Machines, known only as the Black Guy, the White Guy, and the Asian Guy, are hired by a woman with impossibly tall hair to, um… something. And then there’s a sniper who, um… something. And then there’s the tough guy cop, who, um… something something. And then a plane blows up. That just about covers it.
The Fu:
Tonight's episode serves as a handy dandy tip to aspiring television personalities: plan your comedy routines in advance. Otherwise, you end up with something like what we got, with jokes that rambled harder than the movie. Fortunately, Director Matt whipped out the ol' fog machine, and nothing goes over like a collection of dopey stoner jokes. Now if you'll excuse me, the Fu Phone is ringing...
