The Movie: The Impossible Kid
1982, dir. Eddie Nicart
It’s action and excitement at one-third the size! Or something. Diminutive Filipino superstar Weng-Weng is Agent 00 of Interpol, and he’s on the trail of a band of terrorists who’ve been kidnapping industrialists, some of whom prefer to dress like Don Knotts on “Three’s Company.” Agent 00 woos the ladies, beats up the tranny assassins, and gets placed in a bird cage. All in a day’s work.
The Fu:
Diminutive Filipino superstar Weng-Weng stopped by to hype his new album, but we're still not entirely convinced he was the real Weng-Weng. Still, the name "Weng-Weng" makes us giggle (especially when shouted at full volume), so we'll give him a pass. Cap'n Dave got smacked with rubber bands, and Professor Fu gave us another dose of his Words of Wisdom. WENG-WENG!!!!!
