King Barf -- 36yrs. old
www.myspace.com/ryanelreyes
Oprah Winfrey Song
Contact: Greg Boban, Manager of local McDonalds (Personal Friend)
Hook
Oprah Winfrey born in Mississippi in poverty
Obviously that didn't last long
She stayed strong and kept on
Verse 1
Oprah Winfrey is Thailand's It Girl,
and I can spit hurl because I'm King Barf
It's winter so put on a scarf to shop at KMart
You better not finish before you press start
Then curse in Yiddish because I'm not smart
Go Ninja Turtles, you can run so fast
While karate chopping tree branch
Verse 2
Columbia, Canada, Spain, & Dolphin's It Girl
The most influential woman in the world
Even got her own YouTube channel
Cocker Spaniels don't have that
And neither do rats or bees who sting
She helps people and believes in good things
So all Smurf's grab a taco and sing
Change America, change America please!