Owen Wilson playing his usual character as a homeless guy who becomes a bodyguard for a trio of nerds. He takes everything from the freshman boys who embrace him as their hero, while taking them for fools, stealing everything in their house, and masquerading as a teacher, finding love, but doing nothing to help with the boys predicament, whose bully has the sympathy of the principal. In the end, the boys gain confidence, and Drillbits true nature prevails.