And for the many of us whose eyes tired from squinting through the beginning of Part 1:
-Prologue-
Let it be common knowledge that the director has crafted a tale so EPIC, so darn awesome, that he does not stand by ANYTHING it may seem to promote, i.e. anti-Semitism. Yes, you read me. I am not lampooning those Jewish rapscallions, only the virulent Mongolian horde, or something of the like.
The director would also like everyone to know that the incompetence of the editor has led to the absence of all high-fidelity captioning. You'll just have to perk those ears and listen closely! Absolutely no giggling!
