The Pimp and The Ogre bring you Whores, ahem, Horrors of Spider Island, this movie sucked till we pimped it ass. Revel in the presence of Mr David Hasselhoff, no, we are kidding, but the actor sure thinks he is on Baywatch, who would blame him? He's got tang everywhere. Tang in the hut, tang on the beach. Just not a bad few days, but wait, where the hell does the spider come in....
