Itâs like the emperorâs new clothes. Mineral water does untold environmental damage, tastes exactly like tap water and costs 1000 times as much. And yet sad gullible people across the world fall for the mineral water myth and think theyâre buying something crucial to their health or self-esteem when theyâre not. Someoneâs gotta tell âem the emperorâs got nothing on â and that someone is Barney Howells from Partizan London who made this very funny and slightly cruel video for Green Thing. Enjoy.