So whats it like becoming the biggest and fastest growing thing on the internet? the daunting question is posed to Clark Hagins..a husky 40-ish pool cleaner who looks nothing like Britney Spears or Tila Tequila ! "well..i had a love for naruto cartoons...ya know that feeble little ninja from JAPAN !! (laughs)...then i discovered like 'love mail' from japanese women..an' i'm like 'hey easy girrls - this ones married...!! anyway,..somehow like my little band from like 30 years ago or what-ever is the hottest thing since Lisa Nova !!...and the rest is history. " Haggins says when he isn't signing autographs he's cleaning a swimming pool.."its hard work" he shrugs...'i'd rather be onstage with my ibanez !!"
