http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=5968 I’ve lost my head over a lot of women in my time. I do have an unfortunate tendency to moon over attractive women. Now I’m 42 and many of the women who’ve kicked me to the curb over the past 30 years have lost the bloom off their rose. And they’re still single! I wouldn’t have been such a bad choice, but they turned up their surgically enhanced noses at me. Now they’re fat and they can’t get a man and I’m glad.