http://www.robotwerewolfninjadeluxe.com In this episode comedian/musician J. Chris Newberg is nearly ripped in half, live on the air, by a pit bull while serving subpoenas in a rough Flint, Michigan neighborhood. Deadpan comedian David Taylor is lured back into his failing relationship by a phone call from his true love like. And Jewish, recently-divorced, large-testicled comedian Ari Shaffir uses his new segment to detail his quest to stop masturbating.