A man in hiding from the Reptilians - lizard people who rule the world from outer space - has important teachings to reveal to you. The Reptilians do not want you to know the true secrets of Ujjayi Pranayama, a powerful yoga breathing exercise. They also do not want you to know the secrets of consistently deep, "busy-proof" meditation. A brave soul is sharing these meditation secrets with you so that you can rescue the world from the dark overlords. The choice is yours.
