Welcome all douchenators! The Douche Patrol proudly announces our official launch of the greatest douchebaggery and douchebag fighting tool since Al Gore invented the Web. If you see a douchebag at a club, a douche in a bar, a celebrity douchebag or any form of doucheness, douchebaggery or douchery tendancies anywhere on the planet, you now have the proper channel to expose that freakin' douche by posting his or her douchebag picture on DouchePatrol.com!
We encourage and warmly welcome all fellow douchenators to join us in fighting douchitis across the globe!
