What is worse: selling male-enhancement products that don't work, or lacking the common sense to know you can't take down big corporations? When Chester loses his job to an adult film actor with a bigger endowment, he sets out on a personal quest to methodically investigate penis enlargement pills. It doesn't help that Chester recruits a quixotic British correspondent, and anyone else willing to work for free. But can Chester and his willing participants (victims) cooperate long enough to finish the study? Or will they discover that there is more to life than big penii?