Funny Christmas Song performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. Lyrics by BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP, music by unknown.
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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.
LYRICS: WE WISH YOU WEREN'T LIVING WITH US
Lyrics by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp, music by unknown
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
You drive everybody crazy,
You're hopelessly fat and lazy,
You're constantly in the way here,
So pack up your gear.
You're feeding your face,
You're taking up space,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How ...
