Script by Andrea Chang | Editing by Tiffany Wang | Suffering, blood, and tears caused by Celine Gomez | Willy Wonka: Andrea Chang | Miley: Ashton Doeringsfeld | Kanye: Micky Makanji | Demi Moore: Tiffany Wang | Simon Cowell: Calvin Chen | Jon Gosselin: Josh Hu | Perez Hilton: The Fabulous Alan Chen
