http://www.theclotheshavenoemperor.com/ "Caustically funny" --Los Angeles Times "A custard pie vision of a nation on the verge of a coma" --International Herald Tribune "It's the only honest history of the Ronald Reagan 1980s" --Wonkette.com "Available on a name your price basis -- but keep in mind that it's a tough job keeping a memory for a nation addicted to amnesia." 1980-1981 "Honey, I forgot to duck." 1982 "Well, I learned a lot. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries." 1983 "I've had it up to my keister with these leaks!" 1984 "We begin bombing in five minutes." 1985 "The polyp had cancer." 1986 "We did not -- repeat -- did not trade weapons or anything else for hostages." 1987 "... I don't know ... I don't know ... I did not know ... I only knew ... All that I know ... I don't know ... I don't know ..." 1988-1989 "Facts are stupid things."
