The Meldrews encounter typical problems when they go to stay with Vince and April at their seaside hotel,including a dead sea-gull in the toilet and a group of performing midgets who set on Victor when he takes a midge spray to the bath-room. After the attack two Romanian girl guests are sympathetic to him and Margaret gets jealous,causing Victor to go out and get drunk. So as not to disturb Margaret the hosts put him in their bed but this leads the Meldrews to suspect them of trying to seduce Victor. As a result Victor sets fire to April's wig and Vince gets pushed off the pier. Original Air Date: 8 November 1990