http://www.screwtherecruiter.com/ Your recruiter ("Ice Pick") is full of surprises. Mark Teller shows what it is like to sit in front of a recruiter and: Hand over your fake resume like it was a million bucks in loose cash; Not seem desperate to get the job; Survive a brutal career assessment / career test / career quiz; Wish you had copied a better cover letter and resume examples out of Screw the Recruiter; Rise above the other job seekers with your wit and style, and when that fails, through pathetic ass-kissing; and Realize you are about to make a serious career change with some prickly consequences.