Klingon Phrases for Conventions with translationsKlingon Phrases for Conventions with translations. Brought to you by the Homeless Klingon Col. Amar Koloth. We at the IKAV Nemesis feel that these may be essential phrases to get you through the day! We had done this originally for CNN and they cut the video in half. If you would like to read the interview, here is the transcript. http://www.housekoloth.com/cnninterview.htm 1. Yes, what do you want Human? 2. Where is the bathroom? 3. That's great news! 4. What's happening at Dragoncon? 5. We are Klingons! 6. Where is the party? 7. Where is the chocolate? 8 Scotty, Beam us up! 9. Your mother has a smooth forehead! 10. Success! vs. 1 11. Success! vs. 2