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In which Mario finds a certain blacksmith and hammers his goddamn anvil into next goddamn week

In which Mario uses gambling winnings to force-feed junk food to children, then beats up a proud soldier who only wants to serve his country. Tune in next week when we flip off a box of kittens.

In which Mario interferes with office politics

In which Mario strikes a blow for workplace safety

In which it turns out epic death-defying battles to the finish take a really freakin' long time

In which JINX uses ICE PUNCH! It's not very effective...

In which the box art finally seems relevant

In which Mario edutains us

In which the party battles so much that the end of the video fell off

In which Mario explores the obligatory fire-themed dungeon full of obligatory fire-themed enemies

In which a clown flips Mario off for half an hour

In which Mallow finally becomes a man. And cries some more. In that order.

In which something is rotten in the state of Nimbus Land

In which Mario tries a stint as pop art

In which Mario faces Celadon Gym--oh wait, I mean Bean Valley

In which Mario goes Jack Burton on Jinx's ass

In which we explore the land of casual clothing, luggage, and home furnishings

In which Mario is bested by a cunning master of disguise

In which sharks are fought and somehow biting never comes up

In which Mario matches wits with a bunch of dead sailors

In which Mario's nightmares are fueled for life

In which Mario drops everything to make sure his cola supply is in good shape

In which Mario faces his most sinister foe yet

In which I am thoroughly and utterly humbled

In che noi corriamo sottoterra colle talpe, scavanti i buchi

In which we break the rules, buck the system, and screw the man

In which much is revealed

In which Mushroom Kingdom tourist season comes and goes

In which Mario and Mallow take a bite out of crime

In which Toad repeatedly pisses me off