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I suppose it was punk.

Say something with f--k in it.

Caleb Casablanca would totally autograph that half's boob.

It was just a sudden, unexpected kiss

I'm working it off in chores.

I've had my share of wins... with the ladies.

The Philadelphia gig.

I just want b--ch and d--kbag to know it's all their faults.

You hafta admit, she is one foxy lady!

I didn't wanna get turned into a zombie, but here we are.

Check for fingerprints.

I'm gonna need to repopulate, you figure.

I just don't like hanging around with musicians.

I think they should just lock her up in a kennel.

Dear b--ch. I'm out of here.

I know something's going on behind my back.

The State College gig.

Sometimes people try to f--k with you.

You're magically terrible at this.

I dangle something colorful in front of her face.

She must be stopped.

You're writing to a dude?

The Boston Gig

What more can she do that she's not telling us?

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.

God is a black woman, and the devil is a white man.

You're standing on my wiener.

Just because I'm in a rock band doesn't make me a slut.

The Woodstock gig.

Shirley gets into a rap battle.

The panties are gonna be hitting the stage tonight!

My grandfather's ashes are in this guitar.

I'm not really around male people on a daily basis.

Tall female blondes never go out of style.

Shirley is scared of werewolves

I can talk sh-t all day.

Don't be surprised if it comes to blows.

Fancy pants are made for singing.

I want a muffin.

Always moving on, a girl in every town.

The Providence Gig

A woman can make you happy for what, ten minutes?

What is this new world of partying girls?

They're in the van. They put up the signal.

I'll do anything for money.

I'm sure people will eat this sh-t up.

Sh-t was going down that night.

He never knows what hits him, but he knows he likes it.

They're gonna have rock star sex in it.

Quit your day jobs. Go on tour. It's awesome.