With all the legalized medical marijuana out there, its HIGH time I get into the pot business!
Doc Thompson Retahded Brand Marijuana... I'm not only the owner, I'm our biggest customer!Distributed by OneLoad.com
Car accidents, motorcycle crashes, you name it - all the car-nage is right here! All the explosions and pile-ups you could ask for! Distributed by Tubemogul.
Compilation of funny accidents - people passing out, crashing down stairs, you name it - all set to the funny song "Way Too F-ing Stoned" Distributed by Tubemogul.
TOO HOT FOR YOUTUBE!
Within FOUR HOURS of me putting up my "Cartoon Song", it was taken off of YouTube forever, and a stern warning was issued!
Check out the BANNED Cartoon Song here: http://kinghellmetal.blip.tv/ Distributed by Tubemogul.
Betty Rubble your breasts are so supple
And so creamy....
...won't you reem me?
Wilma your body is so damn lovely
You make my pants lumpy...
...I must hump thee.
Fred and Barney must make you both so bored
Run you both through...
...with my Pork Sword.
In our threesome lets not me so mean-o
Lets get beastial...
...let us screw Dino too.
CHORUS:
There are cartoons I'd like to screw
My penis has fallen in love
Now my johnson's all broken and bruised
From humping computer screens
There is cartoon porn I'd like to view
With unrestrained anime boobs
I've begun to make love to my 'tube
My pecker is traumatized...
....My junk is confined to a sling. Distributed by Tubemogul.
WORST X-MAS PORN PART 2:
The second installment of this unholy King Hell Report... a brief summation of my crappiest X-mas presents in the form of disgusting pornography. Distributed by Tubemogul.
I received some... shall we say... ALARMING gifts for X-mas... please, please don't make me describe them again, please? Just... watch the video. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Cheers,
-doc Distributed by Tubemogul.
An ex-member of King Hell MAY have apprehended the future Mrs. Doc Thompson - hear Doc's ideas on how to convince the evil 'Sebastian' to release Doc's "hefty hobbit honey" before they engage in a BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!
Motherfucker bets Doc Thompson two cases of Samuel Adams Boston Lager that he can't listen to the entire Sexyback/Lovesounds album without suffering irreversible brain damage - the resulting shenanigans are both hi-larious and profoundly disturbing.
Herein I attempt to describe the phenomenon that is Fergie... and ultimately find that the English language is ill-equipped to handle the task.
Cheers!
-doc
