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In which I ramble on for a while about the progress on Snitch and Clark, and also show you a bit of Poodles the Psychotic Raccoon.

It's very early in the morning, and I'm making hands for the new versions of Clark and Snitch, and I'm showing you how I do that. Also, I'm forgetting the date and, more than once, forgetting to press the record button.

Farrah has a lot of strange ideas about what should go on his puppet, but Brian just wants to work on the puppets for season 2 of dotBoom. Also, dotBoom season 2 is coming.

It's true! It was recently discovered that the study on which the myth of vaccines causing autism in children is not only scientifically wrong -- as has been shown many times -- but that Andrew Wakefield, the man who did that study, FAKED his data! So these fears are based on absolutely nothing!

Mojo sings. Did you know that he can sing? Now, sure, he can't sing terribly WELL, but he can sing.

Behold, the beginning of season 2, in "making of" format!

If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?

After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!

Apple, don't sell the iPhone at Wal-Mart; it'll be a disaster!

Emma Watson said that she'd be willing to do a nude scene in a movie. Oh, man! I'm going to line up for the movie right away!

Apple says it's unreasonable for anyone to believe their advertising. Now, I know that the point of advertising is just to get us to buy their products, and there's always some massaging going on, but come ON, Apple, you can't say things like that!

Bill O'Reilly hates atheists, because he misunderstands the foundations of America. And since atheists are Americans, that means ... Bill O'Reilly hates Americans. Also, he's gone off his rocker with the War on Christmas stuff.

Right now in Canada, the Conservative Party is possibly going to be ousted by a coalition of the other political parties. Our Prime Minister is about to ask the Governor General to suspend parliament for a month and a half in order to avoid a vote of no confidence. It's crazy!

I want to get their FREE app, but they won't let me! Why? Because I'm not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I'm in the right country. Unbelievable!

Ray Comfort is an uneducated dullard, proud of his profound ignorance, who doesn't seem to take even the slimmest bit of time to actually look up what he's talking about to see if he's right.

Why should people have to pay extra to access their iPhone's net connection through their computer? You're already paying for the phone, the computer, AND the access: it's madness!

Next year DC Comics is putting out another version of Superman's origin story, man, and they shouldn't! Are they crazy? They've got to give Superman a break, man, he's exhausted!

People are saying there's a war on Christmas, and they use as evidence of this things like the recent Atheist Bus Campaign in Washington, and England. But does that make it a war? Look, the people who are for saying "Happy Holidays!" instead of "Merry Christmas!" don't want people to stop celebrating their own holiday; they just want to be able to leave their house in December without feeling like their noses are being rubbed in it. That's all!

Is Jenny McCarthy a danger? No, she's a hero! She's a self-styled expert who doesn't let those fascist scientists tell her what the actual causes of autism are! Who says the scientists get to define reality?

Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?

The iPhone 2.2 update comes out, and the most talked about feature is Google Street View. Which is GREAT, and everything, but if you're not in Canada, it's useless. Thanks a LOT, Steve Jobs!

Man, the NXE update is cool, but what if you want to use Netflix and you're not in the US? What the crap? Hey, Microsoft, there's more than one country in the world!

Where we respond to Loren Feldman's response to a blog entry we wrote which was critical of him.

Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!

Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.

The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!

We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader. Man, these designs were awesome.

This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!

Snith, from dotBoom, tells The Taste Joke.

This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.

This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"

This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus. It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime.

Are there any planetary or country national anthems in your galaxy?

Instead of a question, this week me and my special guest Darth Dracus review the new "Clone Wars" movie. Also, Dracus tries, but fails, to be very much intimidating.

Do I have any funny Death Star anecdotes? And how fast can the Death Star go?

Why don't I rebuild Darth Vader to make him look cooler? Because you have to design him first, for our first ever contest! With Prizes!

What's my favorite sport? Also, in this episode I sing an ENTIRE song!

Since you're so powerful, why haven't you killed Jar-Jar Binks?

This is an open letter to Ted Rogers, wherein I let him know how I, and the rest of the country, feel about the recently released Canadian iPhone plans. We're not happy.

On Canada Day, I talk about some of the reasons that I'm so very proud to be Canadian.

Can the force find gold better than my metal detector?

The REAL Stephen Colbert calls Merlin Mann to task for not taking the challenge. You're all about Getting Things Done Merlin; why aren't you getting THIS done?

"Why did you let that Lucas guy film a documentary about you?"

Why haven't you taken the challenge, Kepler? Do you think that just because you lived in sixteenth-century Germany that you're exempt? Not in MY America!

Take the Stephen Colbert Puppet Challenge, and help change the world, by getting a puppet Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report. It's patrioterrific!

This episode's question is: "What happened to your lightsabre?"

Why do Stormtroopers suck? And why do they only suck some of the time?

Now you can take the challenge quicker! And your friends can do it, too! Take the challenge (quicker!) and help a puppet get on the Colbert Report!

This episode, Palpatine answers the question: "How can you answer our questions if you lived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?" For more of the puppet Palpatine, go to http://www.askpalpatine.com/

Think the CEO of Apple is safe from Stephen Colbert's Puppet Challenge-enhanced rebuke? Think again.