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The power of grenades!

Got up in the morning and had a rare duel with Katrina. I say rare because I don't really play Quake anymore, which is sad. It's fun stuff, but as it turns out, lack of practice and grogginess affect how well you play.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: Now we're in the bowels of the facility of aggravation and it's filled with green goo. This stuff just has to be bad for our lungs, not to mention our other organs. Endless tram rides abound! Also, no amount of sandwiches can make Alma tolerable. GAWD.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: It's the great outdoors once again! Snipahs are everywhere and it's up to Ahnold Beckett to GET DOWN NAO. The city is becoming even more dilapidated as we try to get to the machine of Beckett-win. We are also talking about the EPA, yeah.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: Genevieve apparently had a one night stand with Becket while he was on drugs. We're going to plug ourselves into a magical device that will make us more awesome than ever. Manny has the worst ideas ever. Keegan is stupid. We also get a LASER GUN and it is AWESOME.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: Schools continue to be creepy and this one definitely has satanic ritual classes. Flashlight battery connection really needs to be checked. We also get the magical nailgun of win. It works as promised.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: We attempt to find bacon for Alma to put some weight on her skinny self. Schools continue to be evil and creepy. Alma may or may not have eaten a sandwich. Classroom group pictures continue to be horrifying.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: It's time to GET DOWN because WE ARE SNIPAHS TODAY. We'll also be talking about the EPA, yeah. Other people die, too.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: We finally escape the hospital of ultimate death and are on the streets of ultimate ruin. Now we have to get to the stadium without letting our teammates get themselves killed.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: Now we're deep inside the hospital and there's a bunch of creepy stuff going on. Let's try to be an awesome guy of awesome instead of pizza at an anime convention. This video was the longest by far since I got lost for a bit, so I squeezed eight minutes into fifteen seconds. AWESOME! Yakety Sax © Boots Randolph, Benny Hill

FEAR 2 LP EP2: SPOILER ALERT: Now we wake up in the hospital and find that it sucks. Luckily, being operated on like the Operation guy only left us with MAGICAL POWERS. Extra groggy narration FTW.

FEAR 2 LP: SPOILER ALERT: Now we're delving deeper into the magical facility. It's a shame that it's EXPLODING AROUND US. Also they be callin' me fat.

FEAR 2 LP: POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT: Now heads are rolling and the sky is falling and they've forgotten that I've played Quake. HA!

FEAR 2 LP EP1: POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT: So Alma is at it again, what with the destruction of property and (some) innocent lives. On another note, this is my first time doing an LP. Good stuff.