FC2Video

PopRants Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family...PopRants. PopRants is a channel dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe!

National Fruit Cake Day Joe is in the Christmas spirit...that is until the Grinch (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.

National Cookie Day Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it! If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.

Fritters are so delicious...and they're great at hiding all kinds of things.

National Pie Day Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated. On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.

National Bavarian Cream Pie Day Yeah, it's a little late, but there's always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.

Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn't to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead. Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation, if thats what it can be called.

National Cake Day What a glorious, wonderful day! I love cake so much. But I hate cancer. In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake. And that is saying something.

parfait barfait! things are getting too fancy for me.

Today is not National Orange Juice Day. Jay is just that mad about extra pulp OJ. And if you drink your orange juice with extra pulp, you have just been put on notice.

National Peanut Butter Fudge Day I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song. Well, I guess you could actually eat it. No...singing is the right answer.

National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way.

This month we get to quit killing animals...let's sing about it!

National Baklava Day Thank you Turkey (the country, not the food) for this delicious treat. Jay is especially grateful because for once he actually enjoys the food of the day.

Eric tells us all about the pickle him and Doug get into on National Pickle Day. I guarantee it the only story you hear today that involves Bambi, tattooed biker men, moving in with your parents and a car crash. Just watch and you'll find out more!

National Indian Pudding Day Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about. For the record, it has nothing to do with sex.

National Pizza With Everything On It (Except Anchovies) Day Should you eat pizza with anchovies or not? Who better to answer that question that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? Not so fast...there is some controversy. But at least there is dancing.

Lots of things are best if kept secret...not just eating a sundae on a Tuesday

National Vanilla Cupcake Day You are about to witness the worst, whitest rap parody of another white rapper...ever. Jay has a gift.

Eric loves peanut butter and apparently dancing. Watch him celebrate national peanut butter lovers day and you may just learn a little bit about its history.

National Nachos Day Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is living la vida loca, baby. He loves nachos, but has a problem with the chip to cheese ratio. Finally, some straight talk.

National Doughnut Day It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.

...this would be their cheer...ish

National Sandwich Day The sandwich is completely American - quick, easy, and fattening. Yes, Jay is ready to dismantle the lies that Subway's Jared tells. And if you don't eat a sandwich on this day, you are letting the terrorists win.

This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one. Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts. Enjoy and thanks Shelby! If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant on. Make a video and email it to us at foodrants@gmail.com.

This week Eric talks about Candy Apples and has way to much fun with his new computer's special effects. This video has the best special effects since the remake of Star Wars. Check it out for yourself.

National Candy Corn Day Nathan (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is exposing the truth behind the traditional Halloween favorite, candy corn. Or he might just be making it up.

The history of chocolate.....sort of

Today is National American Beer Day! According to Jay, American Beer is to alcohol as the Quarter-Pounder is to food. But at least it's cheap and available!

Eric lets us know all the ways bologna can be useful. He really has a passion for this food since the market went in the crapper. Watch and he'll tell you all about it!

Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is still feeling the effects of last week's National Liqueur Day, but the show must go on. But I don't think he is liking Boston Cream Pie Day.

Today is National Nut Day! In honor of that day, Joe has decided we need to go nuts on three things. These things must be stopped...or else.

Andrea was offered a bribe to do another Food Rant...and she took it. And according to her, Justin Bobby might be just like Pumpkin Cheesecake.

Jay talks food, strippers, Freddie Mercury, brandy, Star Trek, and gay cousins. That's just the beginning. Only Jay.

Well, today is National Pasta Day, which is obviously Italian. I think Eric was a little confused about which accent to use. I am going to be honest...this is pretty weird.

Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is feeling great because it is National Liqueur Day. It's a party and we got balloons and animals and liqueur and balloons and stuff. It's gonna be awesome. Awesome.

The battle for pizza supremacy rages on and you must decide which side you are on. So respected 'journalist' Joe Bennett is ready to help in the form of a limerick.

We had to bring in an expert for this one. Check out what I think of some popular delicacies

And you thought you hated Yorkshire Pudding? Jay is full of so much rage over this dessert that I'm afraid he's ready to go to England and kick them in their jacked up teeth.

Eric...I mean Tim or Mark has a confession to make. But he is a little ashamed (that sort of explains the mask). Join him in celebrating National Angel Food Cake Day.

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is not quite ready to celebrate this ridiculous named food holiday. Jared from Subway...you are on notice. So are you ducks.

My friends, it is time to get serious about this economy. We need change and we need hope. You surely don't want to be eating Fluffernutter sandwiches forever...no matter how tasty they might be. You betcha!

I read somewhere that the e is silent which means the word frappe rhymes with rap ....you can follow my line of thinking from there

For once, Jay is ready to actually celebrate a food holiday...and then he goes into a rant unlike any before. I'll say this: it involves chili and torture. Just watch.

Eric is back with another Food Rant and this time it's all about Caramel Custard...and the Cubs. And if he doesn't shut up about it all, he might get taken out.

Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a bit confused today. It's National Fried Scallops Day, but why would anyone want to eat...you know...that part? Eww.

Today is World Vegetarian Day and Joe is a carnivore. But in honor of this day and the hippies who celebrate it, Joe is going to give up meat and record his journey. What's the over/under on how long he lasts?

Don't you just love fall? The smell of mulled cider, the changing of the leaves, Uncle Stan being inappropriate when he drinks too much? ...don't forget the brandy when serving your cider!

September 29th is National Coffee Day! How exciting! Eric have been waiting for this day all year! Wait, no he hasn't - he actually didn't even know there was a National Coffee Day in the first place.

Comedian David Bizianes is ready to celebrate National Pancake Day...maybe. It sounds like a lot of work. And who needs that?