Charles Dickens ignored the wails of the Iranian refugges as he slugged back another Milwawkee.The Prussian dragons were barking out orders,firing up WWI steam powered roman balistas in anticipation of a space battle between 1960s era asteroid space stations and Dreadnaught class battleships with steam powered cannon that could lob air bombs 3 miles away.The Victorian writer put his boots up on the steering wheel of the tug and watched while one of the dragons grew overly excited,had a flush of dragon adrenaline and devolved into a evil flamebreathing beast..."
The skeleton of the giant jewess cow person slowly stopped swaying as the maniacal screams died away.The big mouse slowly got up of the floor and spat pieces of carpet out of his mouth.At the long table the doberman,the german shepherd and the rottweiler nervously looked the other way.The big mouse went over to the tabe and held his temper as he looked at the plans for the cremation of the cow people.He hunched down and glowered at the 3 dogs nervously looking at him."How many times must U repeat myself to you simpletons?Vee do not want to process the Jews,Vee vish to milk them..."
When Oliver Twist saw Captain Nemo warmly
embrace the terrorist he had been sent to arrest,he grew nervous.He tried to make himself as much of the furniture as Nemo and Bin Ladin gave each other the secret Brotherhood salute.Oliver knew what the Brotherhood's goals were:to turn the Confederate States of America into a Revolutionary Theocracy.
Captain Nemo and Oliver Twist cautiously poked their heads out of the hatch of the Nautilus as the American B2 bomber finished its strafing run,satisfied it had destroyed its target.Down on the shattered docks of Sri Nagar their client,osama Bin Ladin,crept out from behind a packing crate...
Whilst Clause dealt with ghouls,Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger
snuck into his lair and grabbed a CO2 powered 75 mm
Air Cannon off the shelf.The 2 little monsters hi-5'd it as they thought about the next time Miss Peabody
screamed at them " More,You want MORE"
Oliver filled his sack with about 5 of the huge dragon sized
air cartridges and the two orphans exited the cave whistling a
happy tune.
Produced in a Kinglake Film Partnership
studio workshop
on behalf of Hartmanns Community Centre's mandate
to provide the visually impaired with arts and culture
In 1864 Sody Cody,Lincolns Agent 99,learns long haired hippies from the future are mucking up the past
because of something called the 'Vietnam War'
The sheriff encounters a enchanted princess and lumberjack fighting
President in demon slave labour camp,Ho Chi Minh in Nakina,Penny eats peanuts,trapper snake boy goes to the rescue,Robert lambe,18th ct eccentric,pops up in 20th cent Ontario hamlet
Penny Robinson,citizen of the United Soviet Socialist Planets,has a human mother and a Chipteran (big bug eyed wasp) dad.Hence she's none too thrilled to learn Earthlings use
Raid "to kill bugs dead"
Brian Mulroney is about to sign the Free Trade Agreement with the USA,engage in a singing engagement of "Irisg Eyes Are Smiling" with Reagan,etc
when a junior clerk whispers in his ear that a Soy Galaxos weather platform from the United Soviet Socialist Planets has plopped down in a Canadian backwaters smelly lake
Air Mutt, the 3 deck super copter that answers
directly to the President,is patrolling Pax America's side of
Lake Erie when a intergalactic weather station tumbles by.
