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This is me being all not dead, not to be confused with undead, after my nearly a year hiatus.

My camera has a memory card so after a couple minutes it fills up and cuts me off. However this is pretty much anything that I could remember off hand to come up with. "I don't care if you think I'm racist, so long as you think I'm thin." Kudos to anyone who gets that.

Patrick questions my jewishness, and I get attack hugged. ALL WHILE INEBRIATED. Prepare for the self respect in the room to drop.

Updating about nothing important.

Watch me as I move my lips and words come out of my mouth. Be amazed while I explain to complete strangers why I won't be online, as if they cared. Save your Oooohs and Aaaaaahs for the end.

I made my second ever pancake...badly. Documented for no particular reason.

Well my friend Becca and I were trying to think of something to do. She said "Lets burn things!" and I replied with "No, you can only do activities where you do not alter the chemical properties of substances." So we decided to freeze my friend Jenna.

My best try at introducing myself.

I over slept

Nothing interesting, but still better than that other dumbass