Go Ducks! Lots of science news today. Do you have a case of "Wiiitis"? Steve explains what that is. And a guy lunges at the Pope and tries to hop a ride on the Popemobile. The Pope, himself, reacts in an Ointment exclusive.
Did you know the length of your fingers reveals how well you'll perform on the SAT tests? Learn this and more fascinating news on today's "The Ointment."
Fox News loves Michael Moore's new documentary. Who would have guessed? And Liz Taylor loves Van Gogh. But Jimmy Carter doesn't love President Bush. All this and more on the internet comedy news show you love, "The Ointment."
France has a new president, George Tenet has a new book and Paris Hilton has a new jail cell. All this and more on The Ointment for Monday, May 7, 2007.
An attack on the vulnerable United States infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the shattering scheme has figured out every digital angle - but he never figured on an old fashioned, "analogue" fly-in-the-ointment: John McClane.
It' s The Ointment for Monday, April 23, 2007 - Shirley Temple's birthday. The Supreme Courts says racism A-OK in the workplace, France is holding an election and Miss America is holding a pistol.
The Ointment takes a look back at the top stories for the week ending Friday, April 20, 2007. Steve also features "user-generated content." He performs some viewer jokes and invites you to send in yours.
The Ointment looks forward to the entertainment offerings for the weekend ahead including "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters," "The Good Shepherd," the music of Kate Walsh and justin.tv.
John McCain thinks thinks in Baghdad are just swell - especially when you have 100 bodyguards. The manatee is in trouble. Quick, take it off the endangered species list! And more ridiculousness on The Ointment for April 9, 2007.
A look back at the stories for the week ending April 6, 2007 including UK troops held hostage in Iran and US voters held hostage to early presidential campaigning. It's the Happy Easter edition of The Ointment for April 6, 2007.
Iran, in a surprise move, releases the UK hostages. Real copps go undercover in "Second Life" and it's my mom's birthday! All this and more on The Ointment for April 5, 2007.
The Gators take the national basketball championship. Meanwhile baseball, Passover and poetry meet in April. All this and Hilary Duff on The Ointment for April 3, 2007.
UK hostages eat while held in Iran and the tallest man in the world takes a bride. All while the studio burns around Steve. It's the Ointment for March 29, 2007.
The Gators take the national basketball championship. Meanwhile, it turns out the EPA can regulate the environment. All this and Hilary Duff. It's The Ointment for April 3, 2007.
Hillary Clinton throws down the first and biggest first-quarter fundraising numbers. Tommy Thomspon throws his hat into the ring. Kissinger throws in the towel in Iraq. It's The Ointment for April 2, 2007.
Uk troops held hostage in Iran get a meal. The tallest man in the world takes a bride. Meanwhile the studio burns around Steve. It's the Ointment for March 29, 2007.
The Ointment for March 26, 2007. The results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy are in. Also Iran faces off with the UK and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales loses support.
In an Ointment exclusive, Mary Manofsky travels to Rome to interview Pope Benedict XVI about a request by Kentucky Fried Chicken to bless its Fish Snacker sandwich.
