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Hereâs a story that shoots straight from the hip, Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches Michael Leon Ward Smuggled a 10-Inch gun in to his prison cell⦠via his rectum.
Jailhouse guards discovered the handgun in the toilet after other inmates reported Ward.
Ward was quoted as saying âIâm going to find the stool pigeon that ratted me outâ
Look for Ward in the 5 to 6 on NBCâs Americaâs Got Talent.. Rectum, damn near killed him.. for real. In his rectum. Police say the gun was unloaded, but theyâve yet to check Wardâs other orificeâs yet.
Well that was a real pain in the ass, in a non but related story a Massachusetts man has turned in 94 hamsters⦠wait this is non butt related right?
The man turned in 94 hamsters to a an animal shelter, ...