X434 has managed to get Avery to hold his hand so that they can time travel to the future, but something's wrong. Enter Steve, who tells Avery that he should come with him instead and take on the mantle of The Chosen One.
Avery's worst fears come true when his naked, muscular assailant has him bent over in the living room. The only thing standing between him and life-long trauma is a bath towel!
Avery has been infected by a virus from the future. He is visited by a naked time traveler who tells him that he must come to the future, but Avery is much more concerned with being violated!