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Is your business website filled with features and specifications? Crammed with keywords and search engine friendly text and tactics, yet your sales still stink? Let Cache fill you in on a little secret: its all about the why, not the what!

Okay, so you thing you want to sell happy people? What are you, on dial-up? Happy people are deadbeats, you can't sell them anything. Learn about the Law of Dissatisfaction the expert pixelated-paranoid himself, Cache Closed.

If you business website isn't an experience, it just won't cut it. Let the Cache-man tell you how to turn your dead from the neck up business sinkhole into a memorable, profitable experience. It's about the experience stupid!

If you don't have audio on your business website, what Cache calls, Sonic Personality, then are just not being heard, understood, or remembered. And you do want to be remembered don't you?

A website without video is like Jello without whip cream. Let Cache Closed explain why if you have a business website without video on it, you are just not making an impression.

Cache tells you a little something about himself and invites you to visit his website http://www.cacheclosed.com were you will learn the secrets of Web success. That is, if you dare.

Meet Cache Closed, a digital construct, fabricated from the binary remains of lost and discarded data found in the ditch beside the information highway. Listen closely, because behind the mad ravings of this slightly out-of-phase demented pixelated-paranoid is the secret to Web-marketing success.