030 ENG Lie clocksOne day, while on his way home from a fishing trip, Mr. Brown fell asleep at the wheel of his car, crashed into a tree and died instantly.
He arrived at the gates of Heaven where he was greeted by Saint Peter.
Welcome to Heaven Mr. Brown.
Thank you.
Letâs get you checked in.
Whatâs all this?
These are âlie clocksâ.
I donât understand.
Well, you see, each person on Earth has his own clock and every time he tells a lie the hands move.
Now I get it. Interesting...
Whose clock is that?
Oh thatâs Mother Teresaâs clock. You can tell by the fact that the hands have never moved, that she never told a lie.
Really? And what about that clock up there?
That clock belongs to Abraham Lincoln, and you can see the hands have only moved twice, that means he only told two lies in his life.
I see.
St. Peter, whereâs Bushâs clock?
Oh, thatâs in Jesusâ office, heâs using it as a ceiling fan.
