Christmas Fever (Ted Nugent Parody)Here are the new lyrics -
Santa's got my present in his frosty hands...then down the chimney for me
Swallowing my cookies like a one night stand...Fills my stockings with glee
He gives me Christmas Fever, Christmas Fever
His North Pole is flying like its Christmas Eve...and Mrs' Claus is sore.
He'll deliver his presents if you still believe...and get down on all fours
He'll give you Christmas Fever etc.
Bridge - You may be naughty, you may be nice
Maybe want a choo choo train
He's got his list & checkin it twice
He wants to feel your pain, pain
He'll see you in your bed now
There's a clatter on the roof as the reindeer land, St. Nick is at my tree
A twitch of his nose & he reappears, he says he's coming for me
And gives me Christmas Fever, etc.......